Jak siê masz!

Hello friends. Let me get this first part out of the way. For the people who wanted sketches...well...you ain't getting them. Let me be honest here...I'm not one to sketch, so your peices will be a little more polished. I've finished about half so far...but I figured I'll post them all the same day so as not to leave anyone out. I told you guys I'd be done by the end of this month. I will try my damn hardest!

1. - wants a Bday Portrait...YAY!!! (we share the same bday!)
2. - wants V for Vendetta Inspired Art
3.-wants...hardcore pornographic images!!!!
4. -wants a sketch of her dog Bantu!
5.-wants a crazy bloody heart with patches and knives in it!
6. -wants me to draw her. She also shares my bday!
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10. - wants... ME! I keed, I keed.

And now...for the meat of this journal. Not much going on over here. I've figured out how to paint digitally without it looking like complete utter...how u say...SHIT! So...I'm obviously happy about this. We'll see more of it soon, I'm working on a new peice right now. School is grand, life is grand, I am happy...some people make me happier than others. I am lucky.

And now...how about a story!? Yes!!!! STORYTIME!!!!!

So...I went out with my parents today. They were going on a little shopping trip and I tagged along...knowing I could persuade them into buying me random stuff I need but do not desire to spend my own money on. (i.e: socks, cheese nips, a new belt, personal grooming items.)

So anyway...I went, I grabbed the stuff I needed...(and some things I didn't really need but tossed it in their cart) and hobbled off to find some other random thing I could get them to buy for me.

So...I'm walking around and along the way, I see a magazine rack. Now I know very few places carry it, but I was looking for the new ImagineFX magazine(its a digital painting magazine...I highly recommend it). Meanwhile...I'm looking through the magazines and a little boy, probably around 7 or 8 is to my left. He asks me "Do you watch wrestling?" "Huh? Oh...umm...no." I reply.

"Football? Basketball? NBA?" he continues. "No"...I answer to all of those questions. "Do you even watch T.V?" he inquired. I had to admit to him that I didn't.

"YOU'RE WEIRD!" he replied. I of course took this in good stride, I just laughed it off and continued looking at the magazines in front of him. Let's be honest here...I AM weird! I stop and pick up the new Guitar World Magazine and he continues to stand next to me, interrogating me. "Well...if you don't watch T.V...what do you do? I bet you just read all day." I looked up from the magazine for a moment and told him "Well..., I just go to school."

"You mean you just go to school, do your homework and go to bed?" he questioned. "Well I do MORE than that." I muttered. "YOU'RE BORING!" he said to me.

I moved my way over to the digital photography magazine and as I picked one up, and he came over to me once more this time with some sort of teen magazine showcasing this months hottest teen celebrities. "She's hot!" he exclaimed as he pointed at some celebrity within the magazine. "Don't you think she's hot?" he continued. "I don't know," I said "she looks a little too young for me."

"What about her?" he asked as he pointed at a picture of Ashlee Simpson. "Nah...she's not really my type." I said.

"Do you not like girls? Do you want to be friends with boys?" he uttered. I looked at him for a second trying to figure out what exactly he meant by that. Not even a second had passed before he turned the page and pointed out more girls that he thought was hot. "Look at her teeth, they're so perfect!" he smiled...revealing a full front row of teeth full of gaps. I smiled back at him and he promptly asked "Do you think any of these girls are pretty?"

I looked down and pointed at what I had believed to be Natalie Portman (it was actually Jessica Alba). "She's pretty!" I said. He looked up at me with a face of disgust. I pointed at someone else in the magazine. Another brunette. "She's pretty too." I continued. Again I was met with a look of disgust. Just then...the boy heard someone call for him, and ran from the magazine aisle with magazine in hand. I knew better than to stick around for him to come again. I did what any self respecting loser would do. I got the hell out of there.

It's something for your friend to tell you you're a loser, it's another thing entirely to be told by a crooked tooth kid that you're a loser...and that you might be gay, and if not gay...you have a bad taste in women.

Humbling isn't it?

No school this week so I will be working on the 10 drawings...which luckily maxed out at 5! Woo! You'll have to forgive me for not working on them yet. I was too busy losing half my weight in my own blood.

1. - wants a Bday Portrait...YAY!!! (we share the same bday!)
2. - wants V for Vendetta Inspired Art
3.-wants...hardcore pornographic images!!!!
4. -wants a sketch of her dog Bantu!
5.-wants a crazy bloody heart with patches and knives in it!
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ALSO!!!! I read through my journals from last year and I found a gem I thought I'd repost. In addition I have decided to add a couple more. So ladies and Gentleman...I present to you...

THE GIRLFRIEND STANDARDS (REVISED)
1. The young lady in question must own 3 pairs or more of Converse High Top Chuck Taylors in any color.
2. The afforementioned young lady must have been born a lady.(maybe this should be number 1)
3. Umm...I've never been a big fan of blonde hair so I say they must be a brunette or redhead. Dyed hair is cool by me.
4. Must not think any of the following men are hot: anyone other than me.
5. Must own a pair of breasts...their size is irrelevant as I'm not a breast man...ok fine...as long as they have nipples theyre cool. Prefereably no more than two...any color nipple will do nicely...pink, brown, light brown, magenta, sea foam green.
6. Must not like shitty music...i.e- anything that is not under the broad umbrealla of rock.
7. Must look like Billy Corgan...ok ok no...nevermind. Ahh this one's better...would be very cool if they were somehow artistic...either musically or otherwise. Big props for any female musicians.
8. Must have been born a girl.
9. Must not own a penis.
10. Oh yeah...pale is better. Pale is pretty. Obviously this doesnt count for everyone however...I don't just like pale white girls...but for white girls...tanning is bad...ok yeah thats better. In general...tanning is bad.
11. Must HATE emo boys.
12. Cannot shop at hot topic.
13. Must not mind my elephant man good looks.
14. Laugh at all my jokes whether stupid or not.
15. Are you feeling Marvin? If so call 1-800 Marvin!
16. HAS TO BE ABLE TO SPELL!
17. Must have been born a girl.
18. Cannot have clones.

AND...THE NEW ONES!!!
19. Must LOVE animals. Especially duckies!
20. Must be willing to travel the world with me.
21. I don't have money. I will NEVER have money. Young lady must not be spoiled and expect to live in lap of luxury.
22. Must not be shallow! I'm willing to love you no matter what you look like. It'd be cool if u could be the same.
23. Must understand that I will draw her...A LOT and she will be the subject of many songs, drawings, paintings and photographs.
24. Must LOVE my voice. I have a VERY hot voice...I haven't met anyone who's hated it yet.
25. I don't drink, I don't smoke. If you need to do either one to have a good time and think I'm less of a man because i don't do either. FUCK YOU!
26. I can't drive, I don't have a job. I can give you nothing more than my loyalty and honesty.
27. Since I'm being honest with you, you should be honest with me.
28. Must be spontaneous, like me. I'm the type of person that would elope on a whim.
29. Must realize the fact that I show affection by calling girls names. I don't mean them so they need to have a great sense of humor. In fact...it'd be better if they called me names back. If I say..."fuck you!" I don't ever mean it. It's all out of love. The right thing to say to me would be "Fuck you, you stupid son of a bitch! You're a waste of good air!"
30. Must NOT have a penis.

We'll leave it at 30 for now, partly because thats all i can think of and also because...I hate odd numbers.



Thanks for reading. You REALLY must have nothing better to do with your life.

Ok people. There appears to be a couple people around here who are doing free sketches for people with the condition that the person that gets the sketch has to return the favor.

I want you to think about this before you agree to it. Hmmm...let's make this a little more interesting eh? Ok...if you're not much of an artist per se in the traditional sense but enjoy taking stock photos we can try that as well too. Or...hey...whatever kind of art related thing you do you can offer people. Whatever you think you're best at.

So here it goes. The first...ummm...10 people to post here or message me will get a free sketch. I suppose all you have to do is tell me what you want. In return, however, I will make it a rule that you have to offer something free to your watchers as well. Whether it be stock photos, drawings, wallpapers, vectors, whatever. Now...I'm gonna make it easier on you guys. Instead of 10...you must do 5 requests and if you already did this challenge or whatever recently, you are exempt.

Now let's be honest here...I'm a busy college student. I'm also a bit flakey while I'm in school. You have my word....and dear god I hope i can keep it...that i will finish your drawing by the end of August. So as of today...it gives me a little over a month.

Ack! And now the pain begins...

1. - wants a Bday Portrait...YAY!!! (we share the same bday!)
2. - wants V for Vendetta Inspired Art
3.-wants...hardcore pornographic images!!!!
4. -wants a sketch of her dog Bantu!
5.-wants a crazy bloody heart with patches and knives in it!
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I will update my journal as people let me know what they want. 6 more still open people!

Scared!

Also...for the love of god...I have the worst memory ever. Make it part of your daily routine to bug the hell out of me until you get your sketch.

I am not kidding!!!!

I don't think people give beavers enough credit. I have the worst toothache right now...and...unfortunately for me...theres a seperate case of toothache on both sides of my mouth. I've been eating with my front teeth all day. Not the easiest task ever. I guess I have a date with the fuckin dentist soon. God I hate dentists.

In other news...on the art front...I may be posting a self portrait soon...If i like the way it turns out that is. Don't hold ur breath. I have very high standards. Also I apologize to the people ive neglected lately. I've got SOOO many message centre items...some go as far back as last april. I'm bad I know. I'm hitting near 700 message centre items.

And to anyone that reads this and cares. Thank you!

Let it be known that...my ass is killing me. I've been sitting in this chair way too long attempting to catch up with my comments and forum posts.

Ehh...just so some of you curious folk know...I moved a lot of the old stuff I did into my scraps. The stuff that's not up to par with my current abilities. Oh and hey check out this excerpt from my gallery stats...

"...This means that he gave 229 comments for every 10 that he received..."

Holy hell! I gave 229 comments for every 10 I got? That's fuckin nuts! What can i say tho...I love critiquing artwork and helping artists. I've seen some ok artists get a whole lot better before my very eyes. I'm proud of them too. And u know what else? I'm proud of YOU too...in fact...I think I'm in love with you. Hmm...I want your sweet booty!

Heh...oh man. Lay off the weed there Marv! Dear god...if u guys didnt know...I'm the most straight edged kid ever. I don't drink, smoke, drink caffeine or soda, watch tv, listen to the radio and hopefully one day...don't eat meat. If you think that makes me less of a man...let's see how u like it when I bash your head against a concrete floor, step on your chest while u scream in agony and shoot ur head with a fuckin bolt gun. You don't like that do you!? Well if you eat meat you let it happen to baby pigs...u fuckin sicko.

Oh my god...do u even know how cute baby pigs are? They're the loveliest things ever...after baby duckies! So...stop eating meat. Oh...lookie lookie! Check this site out.

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Watch some of the videos...learn the truth. This shit is real...seriously. People that abuse animals for no reason deserve to be castrated and shot in the fucking face. So says Marvin. And dear god...if you can't stop eating meat altogether...at least try some Soy milk...it's REALLY good...and not much more expensive than regular milk. If you support the dairy industry...you support the slaughter of innocent baby cows who never even learn to walk and get muscular dystrophy because they never once stand in their entire lives.

Animal cruelty is wrong and you know it. And aside from slaughterhouses the one biggest cruelest place an animal can be is in a circus. They beat their elephants with metal rods and cattle prods and some even use hooks that rip apart sensitive paciderm flesh. I don't care how hardcore you think you are...if this following link doesn't make u cry...u aren't even human and don't deserve to live. If at least doesn't make u think "oh my god." I never want you to speak to me again as long as you live.

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As big a man as I am...when I saw that video...I couldn't move...and I began to bawl as I witnessed what happned. And I don't show you these videos to be like "oh man...check this shit out..it's awesome!" I show you this to increase awareness about the travesties that occur to animals. No being should be forced to live in such conditions.

I am not a religious man by any means...but I know what is right for me...and what is good in this world. Animal cruelty is not one of those things. Please think next time you have dinner. Do I really need to eat the very muscle of an animal who lived in horrendous conditions? What makes their muscle different from your very own? The fact that you get to use it...they have no option...they're born as animals and unfortunately for them humans feed on them. They didn't chose what they are...it's like someone born into Judaism. If you eat meat...you pretty much support the holocaust and Jewish genocide.

Please...don't eat meat, don't wear fur, don't go to the circus, by cruelty free beauty products. Be kind to all animals...and spay and neuter ur pets. I don't care what you think of me. I don't care if you don't say a damn word and just ignore this. I doubt many of you read this far anyway.

Breathe Life!